Everyone else on the Alaskan Cruise is on deck peering at the scenery, and you are still on a personal tour of the engine room
The Salespeople at Circuit City can't answer any of your questions
You are at an airshow and know how fast the skydivers are falling
You forget to get a haircut (for 6 months!)
You can quote scenes from any Monty Python movie
You can type 70 words per minute but can't read your own handwriting
You have Dilbert comics displayed anywhere in your work area
You have ever saved the power cord from a broken appliance
You know what http:// stands for
You window shop at Radio Shack
You're in the backseat of your car, she's looking wistfully at the moon, and you're trying to locate a geosynchronous satellite
Your checkbook always balances
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