Friday, February 5, 2016

You Might Be an Engineer If ...

Everyone else on the Alaskan Cruise is on deck peering at the scenery, and you are still on a personal tour of the engine room

The Salespeople at Circuit City can't answer any of your questions

You are at an airshow and know how fast the skydivers are falling

You forget to get a haircut (for 6 months!)

You can quote scenes from any Monty Python movie

You can type 70 words per minute but can't read your own handwriting

You have Dilbert comics displayed anywhere in your work area

You have ever saved the power cord from a broken appliance

You know what http:// stands for

You window shop at Radio Shack

You're in the backseat of your car, she's looking wistfully at the moon, and you're trying to locate a geosynchronous satellite

Your checkbook always balances

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