Back before it became mostly about sex jokes, Mad Magazine did a parody of "Raiders of the Lost Ark" called, "Raiders of a Lost Art".
I remember one section where "Marry'in" (parody of Marion Ravenwood) asked "In Banana Jones" (parody of Indiana Jones):
"Who is going to believe that you rode the outside of a submarine all the way across the Atlantic and lived?"
His response?
"The same people that just watched you drink a Yak herder under the table and then walked away stone cold sober".
Those were great movies.
